I'll give you candy if you listen...
But seriously, This. Is. So. Funny.
So, I walking along in the hallway,
I saw this dude that
I thought was my friend (which I have *close* to none BTW)
So, I ran up to him and said,
"Hey! You should check out my website!"
To which he replied,
I then blabbered out,
"It's got lots of fun...OW!"
During which he elbow punched me in the gut,
causing me to go "OW!"
So the first thought that came to head was:
"What the heck man! That hurts a lot!"
But, the second thought that came to head was:
"I guess that strategy won't work."