There’s an old joke that goes: “If pro is the opposite of con, then progress is the opposite of congress.” I had no idea what that meant, until the republicans took over (again) in both the house and the senate last mid-term. Now I know exactly what that means. Congress can no longer do anything good. They waist our time and money on total BS that makes no sense. The new republican senators are claiming what every republican claims: Obama is preforming terribly. I have heard everything from worst job since the Carter administration to the best since the Lyndon Johnson administration. [Idiot test question no. 1: guess which party said which] now let’s look at the first claim, apparently attention before you do anything means you can do anything when you are elected. He’s a black man born in Hawaii. Nobody who wanted to be president has that description until him. So obviously he had massive talk before he was even elected. Then when elected he can do whatever he wants. He had the nerve to try to give us health care because it’s a characteristic of a developed country. Why didn’t we do this argument sooner? If Clinton came up with the idea, maybe we’d be almost done with the debate today. Obama’s been making jobs for Americans. After all this county’s population is growing and we need to employ them. Our unemployment went down, jobs went up, spending went up, our economy went up. How is he not doing a good job? You’re not going to believe this but some republicans have a different reason for how our economy went up: everybody was hoping for a new republican congress they started spending more. [Idiot test question no. 2: our economy started to take this increasing trend sense 2009. Yet they claim it’s all because of the hope of the 2014 November election. So how the hell is this BS justified?] Now that there’s a new congress, the liberals I guess get the day off. They don’t need to worry about stuff like climate change anymore. After all, the senate sure won’t. The chairmen of the senate environmental comity literally wrote this book once called The Greatest Hoax How the global warming conspiracy threatens your future. And here I thought climate change was a 3 way battle between smart, (not) smart, and big company at a factory. The smart person would try to stop this all and the dumb person would try to keep the status quo. The factory would see that the smart guy is making alternative energy and (worried that he’s trying to steal business) burns coal faster making more money and the situation gets worse. But no! It’s a political issue. As George Washington nearly said, “Don’t make political parties. You won’t get anything done and then the earth will heat up and this fine nation will be underwater. All 13(plus the extra 37) of us states.” So this “political” problem has created a shortage of polar bears except for when they’re being filmed balancing on a flimsy piece of ice trying not to fall in. in that case they are everywhere. Then when the camera man disappears, guess what? So does the polar bear. But how do the leaders of the conservative party continue to deny this? The answer is simple: pretty much every republican leader has said in some manner that they aren’t scientists. Their excuse is “Hey, I’m too lazy to find out. But my gut tells me it’s false.” They don’t know what they’re talking about. So naturally they’re the people we listen to and vote in. Obama has said he’s not a scientist either. Difference being, in his state of the union address, he told us all that he does know some good scientists. And their evidence is conclusive. A different study shows that 1 in 4 Americans don’t believe this evidence. The only fair way to look at this is to say 1 in 4 Americans are wrong about something. You don’t need opinions on scientific fact. Let’s just have a pole asking if dogs exist. There should be an equal amount of people that say yes to global warming as whether or not dogs exist. And what’s really sad is there are some people that will say no to the dog question. A person is smart. People are something else. But carbon dioxide is real and the world needs to be aware of it. I’m competitive and believe me, I’d love to say I told you so to the biggest idiots of the world, the people that doubted Obama being born in America. The people that ask, “Is our children learning?” the people that claim that the economy went up off of the basis of hope for a bunch of morons to take control, and especially the chairmen of the senate environmental comity for writing the book on how climate change is fake. I really want to tell them off, but I’d have to be 15 feet underwater for them to listen if they were still around. When asked if we want to leave a better world for our children, car companies, and Bill Nye say yes. Everyone else collectively says, “Eh, f**k em.” And although Obama is trying to both make peace with China and have both countries reduce their carbon emissions, (China is actually ok with this plan.) we all know how the other party is going to say about this. There is actually a lesser known party called the green party. Symbol: tree. Purpose: guess. [Idiot test question no. 3: how do you think they feel about coal burning factories?] The green party will probably never rise up to be a party that you can vote for at presidential Election Day, but they promote a good cause and should be a little more important that it is today.
This great world has a desire to make things better. So in ye olde times, we learned that energy came out of burning coal. We did so to make a higher standard of living. Now if we want to continue to make life better world, do yourself a favor and stop what used to be good. It’s no longer the best solution. We have to find a new way. And for republicans, my message to you is this: Yes, we get it you’re not scientists. Thank you for telling the world that you’re stupid. Now find a scientist and get your facts straight! You can’t seriously keep this up. I thought I was stubborn. How long do you plan to keep telling yourselves that global warming is false? Every time you guys go to press conference denying climate change, you’re actually making it worse by each breath you exhale. The least you could do is to lie down on top of you factories’ smokestacks and when it releases the pollution, absorb it all and block it from reaching the atmosphere. After all, you claim it shouldn’t do anything in the first place so you have nothing to lose.
This great world has a desire to make things better. So in ye olde times, we learned that energy came out of burning coal. We did so to make a higher standard of living. Now if we want to continue to make life better world, do yourself a favor and stop what used to be good. It’s no longer the best solution. We have to find a new way. And for republicans, my message to you is this: Yes, we get it you’re not scientists. Thank you for telling the world that you’re stupid. Now find a scientist and get your facts straight! You can’t seriously keep this up. I thought I was stubborn. How long do you plan to keep telling yourselves that global warming is false? Every time you guys go to press conference denying climate change, you’re actually making it worse by each breath you exhale. The least you could do is to lie down on top of you factories’ smokestacks and when it releases the pollution, absorb it all and block it from reaching the atmosphere. After all, you claim it shouldn’t do anything in the first place so you have nothing to lose.